Portraits of a Man Burning to the Ground at Rapid Rates Never Seen Before is a conversation about men doing manly things. The reality of toxic masculinity is that it is all around us always, but how we react to that reality is up to us. This poison in our culture is enough to make you weep as it destroys women and men alike. Sadly, these machismo men are putting themselves in these boxes of what men are ‘supposed’ to be, but the inherent irony of this power structure is so bizarre that it's hard not to chuckle at. I am sick of weeping, and I choose to laugh. I hope that POAMBTTGARRNSB will make viewers laugh along with us as me and my model, collaborator, and roommate Rowan Brownell make fun of the car crash that is toxic masculinity.